bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

canadianslut:

*S&M by Rihanna plays as I walk into church*

pidgeotits:

Weve been expecting you

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iambluedog:

Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges

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idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

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nicelymorbid:

my flower syosa(dA | pixiv | blog)

 

flash animation

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faketima:

[mutual reblogs a post i made] [checks their tags] [nothing]
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1mi0:

Mask.

niallj:

extremely republican teenagers scare me 

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